the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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