Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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