No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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