He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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