Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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