am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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