i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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