GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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