That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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