why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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