the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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