i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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