I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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