If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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