I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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