I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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