Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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