I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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