btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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