I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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