marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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