let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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