If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
