That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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