i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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