so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
you didnt know i had herpes?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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