stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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