Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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