Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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