Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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