btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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