he thought i was a dude.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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