Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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