I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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