You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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