It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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