i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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