Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
either way he was missing a nipple.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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