What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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