Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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