I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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