my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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