New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
