Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She needs sedatives and a leash
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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