I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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