i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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