is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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