There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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