Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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