arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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