I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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