She is in my trunk
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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