i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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