she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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