i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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