We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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