I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I need a beard to bite.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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