You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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